| Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 |
| 6:46 pm |
Why?
I did it. I finally sacrificed my beliefs, and for what? I gave up my my integrity, I bent to the will of others, I sold myself for my future. Never again will I be able to mock others when they roll over, was it worth it? Who am i kidding, of course it was worth it. I mean come on, like this is gonna stop me from making fun of other people, and i had no morals to begin with. I managed to maximize my benefits and minimize while avoiding work. Oh man was it worth it! |
| Sunday, January 7th, 2007 |
| 11:55 am |
Damn femanazis!!!
Why are women so whiny? They make it seem like its all societies faulty that they are "Oppressed" and "discriminated against. They do just as much to promote the illeged sterotypes as anyone else. If you want a job TRY HARDER. Plus when people say that there are only two woman heads of fortune five hundred companies it makes a hell of a lot of sense when you look at how many woman are in business as compared to men (And im not gonna count secrataries, thats not a real job). If you relaly wanted jobs stop whining about the fact that you can succeed and go work. And another thing; what is all this crap about being "oppressed"?? A job were all you do is sit at home and bake cookies while living off of the money that someone else works for; Sign me up! And all this equal rights stuff is a bunch of bullshit. You dont want equal rights, you want supperior rights. I sont see any woman out in front of congress picketing so that woman can be drafted. You only want the good side of being citizens. If you want to whine try being mexican, nobody likes them and yet they work their asses off in the feilds for damn near nothing. Until you have it that bad i dont wanna hear another word about it. |
| Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007 |
| 6:38 pm |
Wow. sometimes i am just so skilled that i amaze myself. Current Mood: accomplished |
| Friday, December 22nd, 2006 |
| 10:09 am |
Why is this holidsay so much less exciting than all the others. Christmas is coming in3 days and i dont even care, i haven't even finished shopping... |
| Saturday, December 9th, 2006 |
| 4:29 pm |
The detiriorating emotional state of the world: a critical lense on the sad mindset of todays youth
Why is everyone so emo? I mean don't get me wrong, i hate the people who are happy and never stop smiling as much as everyone else does, maybe even more, yet i cannot bring myself to understand why everyone has become depressed. What has happened to the people who realize the midiocrity of life? Those gifted few who cling to just enough hope to keep them from cutting themselves, who realize that while life is happy and beautiful, like a kitten on a sunny say, it is just as vile and depressing, like kittens acidentaly being shot and splatered on the wall. It is these few people who posses the potential to become biter and sarcastic, the ability to hurt others without remosrse, and the potential for some of the most entertaining t.v. shows. So please, wither stop cutting yourself or stop smiling and start making fun of others, it will do wonders for the world. |
| Monday, June 5th, 2006 |
| 7:26 pm |
why does school suck so much?
grr i hate life. Usually schools like easy and a waste of time and i never want to go so like im like sick like today and i like miss school again (Woot 4 day weekend. Diving's Awesome!!) and its like the one day were like we actually like do stuff and now i have to like get caught up and is sucks cus like nobody i know is in like all my classes so i like have to like call and text like everyone i like know to find out what like went on (Its sad that i only like know 6 people)and it like turns out i like missed like the one day were like we actually like did stuff and like got homework and like reviewed for like finals and got like huge projects so like now i have like a ton of work to like make up and only like 10 days to like make it all up (I LOVE MAKEUP!!!)but like yeah only like 7 days till finals like pwn me (Woot 10 days of school left and sense we only have like 2 hours on monday [wtf is up with school like ending on a monday??] and so like thats only like 320 minutes of school on like 1 monday and like 2 fridays and then only like 290 minutes each block day so thats like only 2700 minutes of school left like this year and thats like the same as only like 45 hours of school left which is only like 93.75 percent of 2 days, or like only 5 nights of sleep and only like .5136986 percent of a year unless its like a leap year in which case it is like .5151099 percent of like the year)up the #*% and then ill be like all emo like for like a month and then theres only like one and a half months of summer like left and like then school starts again and i like will have to kill everyone like that day that larry like totally ruined the ending of like the Passion of the Christ and i was like WTF!! like no way jesus dies!! and then like i had to kill him and like nobody will ever like find his body becuase i like put it in a like time capsulating device that wont be opened till like 2100 cus then ill be like dead and they'll be all like "how do we like prosectute like a dead guy?" and ill like pop out of my grave and be like "HA! YOU CANT!!" and they'll (meaning like the man) will be like "oh man hes got us there" and ill be like "your damn right i do" and they'll be like "yeah you do" and ill be like "you know i do" and they'll be like "you most Definitely do" and ill be "uh-hu i do" and then they be like "indubitantly" and ill be like "so how 'bout them red socks" and they'll be like "i hear they don't actually wear red socks" and ill be like "yeah i was really disappointed when i heard that" and they'll be like "yup" and i will be like "yeah" and they'll be like "sure thing" and ill be like.... oh wait that just my conversations with ryan. |
| Monday, April 10th, 2006 |
| 6:25 pm |
I was looking back through my assortment of amazingly insightful, and intelectual posts while reflecting on how perfect my live journal is. Then out of nowhere comes a bunch of posts on the same day, and then it struck me. I STILL DONT HAVE THE TITLE FOR MOST POSTS IN ONE DAY!!!!!!!!! This apualing blemish on a spotless archive of achievement can not be allowed to remain. I WILL HAVE THE TITLE AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN I WILL STRIKE!!! Current Mood:  disappointed |
| Tuesday, February 14th, 2006 |
| 6:32 pm |
The poetry contest is on!!!!! This is why i am the poetry master: I took my love, I took it down I climbed a mountain and I turned around And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills ’til the landslide brought it down Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life? I pwnzor!!! (i swear that is 100% my work, any similarities to any published works is entirely coinicidance) |
| Friday, February 3rd, 2006 |
| 5:46 pm |
Best bands ever
Im gonna restart the list of best bands ever because the origanal lis was tainted by a band so bad that it shall not be named so here are the bands that made the list. 1. The Beatles 2. The Rolling Stones 3. Pink Floyd 4. The Who 5. Led Zeppelin 6. Judas Priest 7. The Greatful Dead 8. Queen 9. The Ramones 10. Van Halen 11. AC DC 12. Aerosmith 13. Nirvana 14. Built to Spill Any more? |
| Wednesday, January 25th, 2006 |
| 6:16 pm |
A crane nation!!!
To long has the paper crane population been oppressed. This amazing minority that originated in Japan has been scattered across the globe ever since tiny squares of paper were sent from the factories in china around the world. I DEMAND THAT THE CRANES REGAIN THERE HOMELAND!!! Me and commander crane-crane have already set our plan in motion. In only a few days our resistance is planned to double in size and continue this trend for at least another week. Then we will have the forces necessary to invade the most unstable country in the world, Israel. Join us paper cranes and paper crane enthusiasts in the fight for OUR right to live in tiny paper communities! Rise up against the oppressor! FIGHT THE POWER!!!! Current Mood: Go crane people!!!Current Music: this is just a tool for te government to steal our thoughts! |
| Tuesday, October 25th, 2005 |
| 5:56 pm |
Highschool
Ao much work.... So little teaching.... No time.... |
| Tuesday, October 4th, 2005 |
| 7:22 pm |
Sweet bandage
Ok. For the amount of hype lately there has been a sufficient lack of rocking out, jamming or any other connotation of musac making, so im gonna take matters into my own hands. First things first i need a sweet name, i personally like Redmond semiaquatic Daewoo, but i am open to any suggestions |
| 5:30 pm |
IM EMO!!!!!!!!! I DISLIKE STUFF!!!!!! |
| Saturday, September 24th, 2005 |
| 7:38 pm |
you know what sucks, school. You know where we have to go on Monday school. therefore moday and every other day until saturdays sucks. You know what sucks, homework. You know when you have to do homework, Sunday. therefore sunday sucks. I got nothing against saturday though, except maybe gay people cause they suck (except jeff and tyler). |
| Saturday, September 17th, 2005 |
| 10:34 pm |
I saw Team America yesterday (overrated) and i believe that it has seriously changed my life forever. Now not only do i realize that actors are F.A.G.'s but my new goal in life is to make puppets kill arabs. Those guys were geniouses!!! they had a puppet controling a puppet!!!!! If there is anything coller than that i seriously hope that i never hear of it becuase it would have to bo so mind bogglingly cool that you would be so enthralled by it that you would forget to breathe. I mean come on!!! A puppet using a puppet!!!! Only a terrorist could find that unamusing!!! |
| Monday, September 12th, 2005 |
| 3:45 pm |
Rise up against the oppressor that is school! Free yourself from the iron grip of education and obligation! Dont conform to their rules and restrictions!Fight the power! Dont let them control you!!!!!!!!!! |
| Sunday, September 4th, 2005 |
| 1:18 pm |
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo board |
| Monday, August 29th, 2005 |
| 8:31 pm |
plagiarizing batty bastard
I just figured out why that bats big song in Furn Gully sounded so familiar!!!!! The little bitch stole it from the Rolling Stones!!! Damn lazy bats, never do anything for themselves!! they just hang in their caves thinking that they are better than us just becuase they can fly whenever they feel like it free of charge! It getting worse too. first they start by stealing the work of great musicians but then just last thursday i was sitting in my room doing ground breaking work in quantum physics, you know the usual, and some lazy freeloading bat flys right through my window grabs my papers and flys off with them!! Now i knew that these calculations could form a supercomputer capable of destroying the human race so i had to get them back since bats have thought about nothing but taking back the world after control was taken from then when famous singers/songwriters Simon and Garfunkel destroyed there giant underground supercity and all of the 100 billion inhabitants in it. The bats have been regrouping ever since and with that computer they could easily climb to the top of the food chain again. I leaped out the window as fast as i could and followed the bat back to its underground layer in Ontario, Canada. i crawled into the cave but was instantly attacked but hundreds of genetically altered supper bats. I smote as many as i could but their numbers were to great. i collapsed and was on the edge of passing out when a figure appeared at the mouth of the cave. With amazing speed and fierce agility the figure slayed all of the bats in a matter of seconds. I looked up at my savior and was suprised to see that it was Canadian actor/comedian Mike Myers! together we ventured into the depths of the subcave where the bat that had stolen my papers sat at the controls of some sort of super gun. he took aim at Mikes heart and fired straight at him. The giant high powered laserbeam just bounced off and him him in his eye. Stupid bat didn't even know that you can not melt canadians with any sort of laser, the US has already tried. I grabbed my papers, thanked mike and ran home in time to fix my window before bed. |
| Sunday, August 28th, 2005 |
| 4:50 pm |
1. DONKEY (DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY!!!!!!!!)..................DONKEY. 2.Platypus (dont mess with them they got poison spines) 3.Dactylopterus (I believe the name speaks for itself) 4. Man of war bird (Is it a man, no. is it one of the jellyfish no ITS A BIRD!!!!) 5. Flamingo (If there is a queerer bird i dont wanna know about it) 6. Parrot (They have to be cool if they hang out with pirates!) 7. Dogs (They bite cats and small children. Those are the two most annoying animals of all) 8. Penguins (How could you dislike something so classy it wears a tux every day?) 9. Cows (Damn steak is good) 10. Hedgehogs (Without them then we wouldn't have Sonic) BEST ANIMALS EVER!!! |
| Saturday, August 27th, 2005 |
| 1:06 pm |
PAX
Pax was awsome. The best part was the free caffinated slush stuff and the free caffinated mints and the highly caffinated sodas. And then the Red vs Blue guys just added to the sweetness. i cant believe nobody else but justin was cool enough to stay for that. I GOT TO SEE THE FIRST RED VS BLUE EPISODE OF SEASON 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! i cant believe that im gonna miss the exibition room. but at least i got to watch the sweetest movie ever!!! The movie wizard was sweet. i suggest that everyone go buy three coppies so that they have two extras in case they ware out their first one from watching it so much!! |
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